High Quality Egg Chair!

A Jacobsen Egg Chair to me, A Cardigan for the Chardonnay

There are a lot of accouterments on your food products these days. Hammocks for bananas, (no I do not mean an ill-placed Speedo to the rollerblader on Venice Beach), wine sleeves, even a chair to your morning breakfast egg. What is amazing to me are definitely the variety of wine sleeves available. Neoprene to keep your whites chilled, knitted sweaters complete with buttons and scarves for your reds. The Neoprene remind me of a baby squashed into one of those foam Bumbo seats. Their ad’s catch phrase should really be: Want your baby to look like a Dumbo? Immobilize him in a Bumbo!" Actually, my pals purchased these chairs and so the kids seem completely unaware that they may look so ridiculous and instead enjoy safely sitting on the counter top and engaging with the adults at eye level.

Now, sweaters for the Cabernet Sauvignon? Again, I'm reminded in a humiliating outfit forced upon young children, like when your mother would zip your sweatshirt right in your chin and synch those hood strings so tight it covered the eyes.

"There now, you’re nice and snuggly warm. You might have no peripheral vision and might fall over and crack your head open, nevertheless you won’t catch cold. Pay no mind to your crippling disadvantage in Dodge Ball. No, your throat isn’t bleeding; it’s just resistant to the chill."

Now, the egg chair I'm searching for was the Egg chair by Arne Jacobsen; furniture for humans as opposed to a microwave safe seat for an actual egg. In the best way, the whole thought of these little kitchen space thieves is slightly irritating.

Why does my garlic get a roaster all to itself? Can’t bacon just suffer within the frying pan for five minutes, or is it absolutely necessary that it be "racked" such as a heretic while in the Inquisition? Did my bacon dare to blaspheme against God and say that the planet earth isn’t flat? Must my bananas be on a continuous tropical vacation? Should I take it a daiquiri made from its brothers and sisters? My egg has got a chair, but I actually have no Arne Jacobsen Egg chair. Instead of a Jacobsen Egg chair, I take a seat on a $40 Walmart office chair, or, for a change of pace, my bed on cold mornings like today.

The Jacobsen Egg Chair is a masterpiece of style and comfort, a real masterpiece of design. The Egg Chair by Arne Jacobsen may not seem as practical as a banana hammock or garlic roaster, yet, if you must take a seat on something in your home for any time, the Arne Jacobsen Egg chair is really as viable as any other purchase. It looks cool, it’s comfortable, and affords some privacy at the same time.

Actually, I wouldn’t mind too much getting a little dish for my morning egg; in fact it may be appropriate while I get settled into my cheap for now, adequate Walmart office chair. It can sit there in it’s cute little Bumbo seat and I’ll draw a little face on it keeping me company until I’m in a position crack it’s skull and slowly relish eating it’s soft, warm innards, dreaming about the day when i have my own Jacobsen Egg chair.

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